When I was in the 4th grade I was busting to take a shit just before class was about to start, so I bolted to the toilets but just as I got into the stall it gave way and I ended up spraying brown muck all over my pants. I started freaking out not knowing what to do until I heard someone in one of the other stalls. I looked over to see who it was in fear of them seeing my shame and it turned out to be the borderline retarded kid. I pulled him out the door and punched him in the face a couple of times and forced him to swap pants with me. The whole time he was crying and banging his head Rainman style and calling for his mother. Eventually I put on his clean pants and got myself cleaned up and I just left him sitting there in a pile of my own shit with my shit soaked pants pulled halfway up his knees and went off to class. Some kids must have found him soon after because the whole school started talking about the retard who covered himself in shit and rolled around on the toilet floor. His parents pulled him out of school a couple of days later and I never knew what happened to the guy. I feel so bad about this now but I was a kid and I didn't know any better I guess. And anyway.. he was pretty fucking retarded.